Fra: Til: Emne: Re: [OFUM] OFUMers! Here is your chance to have work featured in OFUM! Dato: 17. april 2003 14:09 When I saw the request for badfic I thought 'Hey, that's something a blind monkey could do." So I wrote one. It's in the style of 'legolas' by laura. Horrible characterization, no grammar that's noticeable, and the worst spelling I've ever written. So yeah, here it is. I'm quite ashamed of myself. -Aranel ~~~ There were many beutiful elfs in middlearth but everybody thought that Caladrielminica(NOT A MARYN SUE BITCHES!!!!!!lol1111!!!) was teh most pretty of all. She was so wobderful and magnifisent that Elrond fell in love with her. He said to his wife 'i'm going to divorse you Selbrain because I don't love you anymo5re. Go away and leave me alone.' And Celbrain got really really mad and threw a glass at him and ran out a cried and she got beat yup bu orcs and went hom to the Undead Lands. Then Elrond went to see Caladrielminica and said 'U are so grate, will you marry me and be my queen?" And then Caladrielminica looked at him with her purplish-gold eyes and said. "I don't luv you but ill marry you to mAke you happy so you weon'rt be sad becaue that makes me sad to see sad elfs." and Elrnd said 'You can lern to luv me like i love you baby.' and Caladrielminica said 'alright.' and the she went for a walk anmd started singinmg but it was a song with no words. And then legols saw her from where he stood behind a tree. And he danced out and said "you are so pretty and you make make me happy." and she said "I like makin elfs happty." and legolas said 'you make me happy. will you be mind forever and ever and ever? and she said 'I have to marry Elrond." and Legolas said 'but he'sa old and doesn't know how to make love!!!111!" And she said "I'll think of you when I'm with him." and lgolas at down and cried and cried. And Caladrielminica wiped away his tears and said she's always luv him and not to be sadand Legolas kissed her on the lips and said 'Ok, lovemuffin baby." And Elrond saw them kisin and he got relly mad and started throewing stuff and and Glorfindle came in and said to Elrond 'calm down' and Elrond hit him a lot and killed him. but Caladrielminica came in and saw him and she screamed and Elrond grabbed her and threw her into a cloest.; And legolas went lookinv foer her and he saw Aragorn and he aske dhim and said 'whures Caladrielminica?" and Aragor said 'i don't know.' and Legolas got made and yelled and said 'You're in love with her too and Aragorn said I'm not and Legolas saisd u suk~ And araogorn wnet to find elornd and he said 'Legolas is yelling at me and is making me MAD." and then he saw Glofendels body and he yelled and then Caladrielminica opened the closet and ran out and said 'he killed him!' nnd Aragorn screamed and pushed Elrond into the closet and Caladrielminica and him ran out nd legolas took Caladrielminica to mirkwod and they got married and and lived happyly ever afyer and Aragorn became king of riverdell. The end.