Fra: "anemicfairy12" Til: Emne: [OFUM] Re: OFUMers! Here is your chance to have work featured in OFUM! Dato: 18. april 2003 10:20 Alright, my turn. I hate to do this. My spelling is so atrocious that I could kill myself. *bangs head against wall* I'll ignore the plot (plot? what plot?); one can hardly tell what it is through the spelling. Generic Mary Sue, girl transported to Middle-earth, excessive detail about clothing fare. You know the type. Unless you've had the fortune to avoid it. *** hi!!!!1 plz revwie y fic!!!!!! itz soooooooooo god!!!!!!!1!! [ a.n. no itz nota sue so dun falme meeee1!!!!] jaydie [a.n. jaydie is my carecter so dont stel er plz!!!!!1!!!! she lves n da reel wrld n goz to middleerth!!!1!! shez nt a sue bitch!!!! @!] gotted out o bd n strted 2 put clthes n. she put n a indego pull over sweter w/ strz n it n low bota nck n a shrt wich waz blu n lon sleeeved n prtty. then SHe puted on geans tha wur bagg n really lwcut she loked rlly reall prty. she waz teh msted byutiful grl in hte wrld. thn se decded she didna lke er outtfit os she hcangd. she put om an blk tanktp ad a slbver vest n jaydiez aqwamarne skrt whch loked rlly purty. then she pot on de boootz w/ teh biggbucles. finally she put n, hr bg slvre pandent n eth sahpe o 1 buttrflie. th neclase wax magikle n transpoted he 2 midleeath [a.n. hr daddy gve her teh pendnt 4 hr b-day n seh weard it 4 teh 1irst tme dat dy. he didnt no it wuz majik] were m i thght jadyie thn she sw lelogs snging. n sh strted singing 2 coz she hd a reelly reely gd voce. legosal wundered hoo wuz singfin n he sd hoo iz singlin/ u have a gr8 voce!!!!!!1 u mst bee rlly rlly hott [a/n LEOGLAS IZ SOOOO HOOTT!!1!!1!!!] n jaydie sed ur rlly rlly hott 2!!!!! wann hoook up n leglas sd sur so thedid n thEn laegles [a.n/ heh eeh hiz nme iz lke egles duz it men eagle?] tk jaydi bk 2 hiz hm riverdell n mrried er. 2 her weting juadyie wared a bg wite drss. it hd a longg lng skeort n it wuz prtty it hd puffi slevs lke snow wite n leoglas sed u look like sno whte tat mks me horny letz make ot n they di n kng elornd cheeeerd n so dd ever1 cuz they wre hppy. argorn wantd to jon n cuz hez a pevert but tht grl he datz wuz like no way hosay so he could't. jaydi waz also warign a crmn cuz she wuz prineces of riverdel cuz legoanls wuz adoptd by kng elrnd. legoas wuz a orfin util enrooonld adobtpe hm. n jaydie wore a [a/n clthes ROK!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!] clpe wit stwerz n stuff on it coz jayde like stas sh h d twen ty babys w/ leholas n dey wur hppy the Nd a/n plz reviw yo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 n dun flam me!!!!!!!! 1!!!!!!! ist nt a mayr sue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111 *** *cries out in horror* What have I done?! What? *sob* If the spelling rends it illegeble, be grateful.