Fra: "rsoriya" Til: Emne: [OFUM] Badfic for Miss Cam Dato: 19. april 2003 13:17 "BLOSSOMING TRUE LOVE" by Antheariel Firiliteirnfwen-Greenleaf A/N: THIS IS A SLASH FIC!!!! DONT READ IF U DONT LIKE SLASH!!!11 IF U DONT LIKE IT LEAVE NOW! AND IF U FLAME ME ABOUT IT THAT JUST MEANS YOUR A HOMOPHOBE. THIS IS MY 1ST SLASH FIC OK AND I WROTE IT IN MATH CLASS SO DONT BE MEAN. ALSO TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO FLAMED MY 1ST FIC "LEGOLAS'S ELVEN PRINCESS" AND CALLED IT A MARY SUE REMEMBER WHAT YOU'RE MOM SAID IF U CANT SAY ANYTHING NICE DONT SAY ANYTHING. ALSO I HAVE NEVER READ THE SLIMILLRIRON (OR HOWEVER U SPELL IT) BUT MY FRIEND WHO DID TOLD ME ABOUT IT AND I KNOW SAURON LOST HIS BODY WHEN NUREMOUR (I DUNNO THE RIGHT SPELLING) WAS DESTROYED BUT THIS FIC IS AN AU WHERE THAT NEVER HAPPENED. ALSO THANX 2 MY FRIEND LADY LEGOLINA WHO HELPED ME WITH THIS FIC, YOUR THE BEST!!! AND REMEMBER THIS IS TOTALLY AU, I JUST WANTED AN EXCUSE 2 GET SAURON IN BED WITH ELROND, LOL!! Sauron sat in his dark throne room, thinking evil thoughts. Once upon a time he and Morgoroth (A/N: IS THAT HOW YOU SPELL IT? I KNOW HES ONLY MENTIONED IN THE SIMIRALLION) had been lovers, but after Mogorth was killed (A/N I DIDN'T READ THE BOOK OK? THIS IS AN AU) he had hated all elves. Not only did they take away his one true love, but they also took away his ring. He wanted to punish them. Sauron decided to use a magic spell to spy on the elves. An evil smile formed on his face as an evil plan took shape in his head. Right now he was spying on the elves in Rivendell. He hated them more than any other. (A/N: BECAUSE THIS IS AU, IN THIS ONE ELROND CUT THE RING OFF SAURONS HAND INSTEAD OF THE OTHER GUY) Then he saw one elf and smiled evilly. That was Elronf, the elf who cut the ring off hs hand. He had thought of an evil punishment for him. He smiled and laughed out loud. "Elrond you will be sorry you did that." he said. ONE DAY LATER It was very late in Rivendell. Elrond was going to bed. He went into his room. He was so tired he was not looking where he was going. As he was about to lie down in bed, two orcs jumped out of the closet and grabbed him and he couldn't get away. He yelled for help but one of them hit him over the head and he blacked out. He didn't know what happened next. When he woke up he was lying in a dungeon. It was very cold and dark. He also had chains around his arms and legs and he was naked. He yelled for help again but no one came. Then he heard a voice. "Ha ha ha ha, your finally awake," it said. Then a man came into the room. He was very tall and handsome and he was dressed all in leather and he had a whip with him. "Sauron!" Elrond yelled ans Sauron laughed again. "You elves will pay for killing my beloved Morgroth and for destroying my chance for revenge. Hmmm, you have a very beautiful body. You are very handsome for an elf. I wonder how you will like this." Then he whipped Elrond and made him beg for mercy but Elrond still wouldn't give in. But when Sauron whipped him, elrond felt himself getting very excited. (A/N: in this universe Elrond was never married.) "Hmm, I see you are enjoying it," Sauron said. "Maybe I should whip you some more." Then he unlocked Elrond's chains and turned him over and whipped him again. Even though Elrond was scared of Sauron, he also saw that deep inside he was very sad and lonely and he felt sorry for him. Also, he had a really hot ass. "You still are not giving in?" said Sauron. "Maybe I will come back tomorrow and whip you some more." Then he left and slammed the door behind him, and left Elrond alone in the dungeon. The next morning Sauron came back again, but Elrond said, "Sauron, I'm sorry that Morgorth got killed, but I see that you are very lonely and you need someone to love you. You need someone to love you and bring you back to the world of good." Then sauron started crying, because he really missed mogroth, but Elrond hugged him "I know you aren't realy evil, just misguided. Come back to Rivendale with me and we can start a new life together." Sauron decided not to destroy the world after all, and he moved to Riverdell with his true love Elrond and they got married, and elrond realized he loved Sauron more than he had ever loved anyone before. They had a daughter named Elrondina and a son named sauron jr, and they lived happily together and they were always glad they found true love with each other. A/N: R+R PLZ!!!!!!! IF I DON'T GET AT LEAST 15 REVIEWS FOR THIS I'LL TAKE DOWN ALL MY FICS AND NEVER WRITE ANY MORE.