Fra: "A. Vulgarweed" Til: Emne: [OFUM] Bad slash. Really bad. Did I say it was bad? Dato: 21. april 2003 18:04 Ew. I need a shower. note: warning: this badfic trivializes rape, in "honor" of all the badfics out there that trivialize rape. Also, do you have any idea how hard it is to come up with this many different misspellings of "Sauron"? I tried to never misspell it the same way twice, let me know if you catch one. DRINK THE WINE OF MY POISONED TEARS (1-2/763) Rated pg bcuz RAPE IS A SEERUS ISHUE 'N' CENSERSHIP IS BAD!!!1!!!! This is AU!!!11!!!! SARON HAS TH RiNG NOW HAHAhahahahaHAHsuckers!!1!! THIS IS SLASH!!!!!!! DONT FLAME ME< HOW CAN LOVE BE WRONG? All islost now in midle earth because orcs cam upon Frod and took him to mordor were he was put in chanes and tortured. On the way his litle body had been violated by Orcs again and again but he would notgive up the ringbecause he promised gandalf he Would Not. Whut a pretty litle hobbit you are said Saron when frodo was braut before his Throne. Frodo was not comforted by fals kindness, his body hurt and his tormented soul pooled inhis azure eyes and leaked out upon the black floor to Saroun's feet. He tryed to be strong and not cry in front of the dark lord but he could not help but morn the shreds of his inocense that dragged on the floor and was all rotted black with hols like the ringraith's cloaks. Like that ragged cloth was his happiness, his memries, and he fell sobbing when he thought of sam who was killed. (A/N I WAS LISTENING TO NINE INCH NAILS WHEN I ROTE THIS< YOU SHOULD GO PUT THEM ON RIGHT NOW WILE YOU READ IT.) Are u hurt, little hobbit, said Sairon. frodo wanted to say no but it was obvius that his cloths were torn and his body bruized and he was shure that Sauren like all evil things could see the stain on his soul - his soul that had ben so white once, like biblo said to him once, when you wear the clean white shirt to eat u will always spill suace on it. The sauce on frood's shirt was war and hate and his virtu the price, but he could not help that he had ben innocen be4 and never wanted to leave the shire or see war. I will kill th slaves who did this to you, said Saron, You should only be mine. And frodo tried to hearden his hart becaus he knew than that Sarin would rape him to, and he did and he took the ring to and Frodo flet it wrenched away and that hirt even more than the innocense that was already gone. wen Sarron got tired of toruring frodo he had him thrown in the ded marshes and left for Dead. but he didnt know that Gondalf had ben told by Gladrel all about it because she saw it inher mirror and he sent legolas to find him. Legolas fell on his knees in the brakish water and pulled up Frodo and stared to pump down on his chest and put his mouth to frood's and gave him the breath of life (A/N: ELVES REALLY INVENTED CPR, ISN'T THAT COOL? BUT WHEN THEY DO IT IT'S REALLY SPIRITUAL AND BEUTIFUL!!!1!) and frod opened his eyes and began to cry and put his arms around Legls and held him and Logelas put his arms around Frodo and the love between them brought Frod back. But being alive hurt frod because he remembred all and qutely he begged legolas to kill him. And Legolas said, 'little beutiful one, I will not, you must live. I am to take u to Elron, for I cannot heal you but he can." and Frodo thot he was as healed as he could ever be for he new he loved the elf and begged legolas to make love ot him right there because that would heal him with love, and so they did, very pasionately and for ours and hours there in the dead marshes and didn't care that it wa could and wet and semlly and the sound of their joyous pasion amid the ghosts. Then Legolas gently put frodo on his horse and they rode to rivendel where Froda fell of the horse unconscious and Elrond put him to bed and started to sing the old ancient elf-magic heling song and frodo felt better but he was cold and shivering and Elron got in the bed to warm him. and legloas was sad because he knew that Elron's magic was stronger. For Elrond too must make love to frod to keep him alive and he did. But because logelas truly loved Frodo and wanted him to live he gave up being jelous and listened to their pasion as he watched the stars. Chaper 2!! When Frod woke up he saw Elron standing over his bed and began to cry. Why do you weep, little one, said eldron kindly. I cannot tell, I am ashamed, said frodo. "You do not have to tell, I understand." How could you understand. I was once taken by orcs. As was Leglas, as was my wife and as were my sons, as was my dauter. As was Celborn and Galdriel and Haldir," and the list went on and on. "I know what they do." Frodo began to cry in amazment and horor but a strange relief for they wer not destryed, perhaps he could learn to be strong again too. "All of you have been..." "Yes." And Frodo reched up for Elrond and Elrond climbed itno his arms and they made love again and it wuz good. Later Argorn came to see Frdo and tak to him about Suron, and Frdo was crying and Elrond was still there. Why r u crying, Frodo he said? I cannot say said Frod but Enron understands, do you understand too? He was taken by Orcs said Elron. Aragon looked greived and said Little one, I have never ben taken by Orcs. But he was struck so hard by Frodo's torn beauty that seemed to blow across his face in a great wind he felt he alone of midle earth did not understand and was sad there was a casm of his understanding and he took leve of frodo and Elrond and went looking for orcs so he would unerstand. But menwhile Leoglas was crying because Frodo's trama brought bak his memories and Frdo was with Elrond and he was alone. Then Glorindle came by and said, "Why are you crying legolas" and legoas said "I cannot tell, I am ashamed" and glorfindel said "it's all right I understand" and then they kissed and made love to heal each other. the end so far but MORE COMING SOON!! REMEMBER - SOURON HAS THE RING! WHAT WILL HAPPEN?? REVIEW AND I WILL UPDAT FASTER! OMG I JUST GOT THE BEST IDEA - FRODO"S PREGNANT OMG!!!1!! HOWZDAT FOR A CLIFHANGER!!