Fra: "Sunsong" Til: Emne: Re: [OFUM] Digest Number 527 Dato: 22. april 2003 10:07 Oooooog. Ok, here's my try at a badfic. I try not to misspell, but...*shrugs* Once can't hurt, right? *looks at summary* If nothing else, Elrond's mini should prove entertaining. If anything offends, my sincere apologies. I wrote this to get it out of my system and while listening to Phantom of the Opera soundtrack. Summary: Tranduil's dauter sels an aliance w/ rivendel. She's marid to Elron. If you don't like it, don't review. It was yur chice to reed it! Surprise! She's not reely his dauter! She's Galordril's other daughter fosted with Threandil. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REVEW! iLL LOVE U FREVER! hIR'S A COOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Leglass pulled up his midnit stalion and stol a glans aat his sister. She had pale skin that glowed like perls, a hart shaped face, long, slitly wavy silver hare, and enormouse silver eyes. For years he had covitd her, but nowing she was his sistr, couldn't act on it. Butt, since his father had in the dark of last knight confesed to his sun, Legolass knew that she was, in fact, Galadhrim's daughter. After the nightly rap, he had gone to his suposed sister's room and talked. It terned out that she loved him too! They had made love seventy-five times last nit. Now that it was dayy, they had to pert. At the entrance to Rivendel, she stol won last kiss w/ Lagolas. He cud not bare too sea her ride out of his site and into Errand's grasp. Loothienwen road forwards into Rivandell. She was motioned forwards into his palace by too identicly costumed gauds. Enron looked up from his polanteer, a portrait of a nude elf quickly replaced by this week's stock report. She courtesied awkwordly, taken abak by the word's coming out of the King of Reaveanddill's mouth. "Come, the weeding shall happen now. You're two gorgeaus for me to wait!" "But my gown, and..." "u r beautiful! Follow me!" Taking her slinder, eligant hand in his own, he conducter her thru lamaze of passages. If nothing els, Loothienwen was dazled by the size of his palace. Feeling dazed, she saw nothing of what happened next. Moving as thow in a fog, (which was taking for grace by the other elves A/N: that's how they moved in the Muddle Ages u know!) She saw nothing of the weeding, tasted nothig at the feast and procided to Elrand's bedchamber. Once there, she submited to him and wen it was over, cried her hart out. Oblivius, her husband roled over and started to snore. The next morning, she woke at dawn, b 4 all the rest of the decedent Rivendonians. Exploring the gardens, she thowt she wud sob her hart out aknew. "Oh legy why, why, why, did you ever leave your darling Loo?" She sobbed so hard that she couldn't sea ware she was going. She started to run and triped over a roc and fell into a stream. "Can I help u, my lady?" Looking up, she saw a tall silver haired elf on a horse, companund by a gold hared lady. She staired, captivated by this elf's sheer charm and majesty. He, four his part, stared meltingly bak at her. Loothienwen knew her hart was healed. (A/N: Remember, Legholas only told her that he wasn't her brather, not who her parents wer.) "My name is Kellyborn. Who are u? What is ur name?" Overwhelmed with luv for him, she told him " I am Loothienwen, the new wife of Elrond." He jerked bak as tho struk. He had instantly fallen in luv with her. Galordry, a mind-reader, instantly cut in. "Clebon, come away from her immediately!" A/N: Did u like it? Luv it? PLEASE, PLEAS RIVEW1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 The next choptr is beter! I can't believe I was able to type all that! Otayyyyyyyyyy, my mind is seriously twisted. Sunsong, who is gagging ver-ry badly. OFUM cook SNAOL member Luster of Boromir and most Elves and Men mentioned in the Silmarillion Believer in Magic Mage of the First Rank Imaginer of the First Degree Silver Dragon --------------------------------- Do you Yahoo!? The New Yahoo! Search - Faster. Easier. Bingo. [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]