Fra: "GreyLadyBast" Til: "ofum groups" ; "SNAOL groups" Emne: [OFUM] Badfic the Second Dato: 30. april 2003 00:45 I know this is a bit late for Miss Cam's badfic, but I just couldn't resist. It's got everything I've ever hated in badfic, including in-story author's notes, block text and lots and lots of typos. Apologies and Bleeprin for everyone. GreyLadyBast A/N---This is my very very first fanfic, and I worked rilly rilly hard on it, so B NICE! Or else I’ll get my big sister to flame u back, u meanies! Rieverdell Romance So once there was this king, right, and his queen died, right, and he was sad for a long long time. And his name was Elrod and he was very powerful and much, much hotter in real life than that guy who played him in th emovies (see? I HAV E SO read the books, so there, nyah!) And he was smart and kind and hott and terrific and ultra super hott and everything like that, nad he shoulndnta had to have his wirfe fie on him, but she did ‘cause she’s a beeatch, and she left proor Elron all alone to raise 3 kids. What a rotten wife, huh? So this one day, right, this new elf that nobody’s ever seen ever before comes along,r ight, and she says “I heard all about this evil in our fine land, and I came to help destroi it.” And then Elnrond says “UR beautiful, but u cant help cause ur a girl” and Seliewenluvial says “Like hell I cant help just cause Im a girl! I can kick ur ass and I’ll prove it, too”. So she did. And Selliewenluvial was so beautiful and such ans ass-kicking fighter that Elrod fell in love with her right away, cause she was so much better than that rotten wife who shagged orcs and then died and left him all alone. And his kids all loved her, except Arwen, who was jealous cause Seliewenluvial was much, much, much more beauifuller than she was. So Arwen, right, she tries to kill Seliewenluvial but Elrond, he’s all like ‘Y0ou cant cause I love her and I’m gonna marry her and u gotta respect your step mother!” and Arwen’s all like, “She’s not good enough for you” which of course is a crock of shti, cause Seliewenluvial was the bestest of the elves ever born. Better even than Luthien herself (See? See? I TOLD you I read the books!) And Elrond wanted to excute Arewen for trying to kill his true love, but Seliewenluvial, she was so nice and sweet and everything, she says “No, u cant kill ur daughter, just banish her” so he did and Arwen went away forever and never met Aragorn so he was free to marry Eowyn like he shoulda. And Elrond and Seliewenluvial lived happily forever after, even theou she went on the quest with the hott hott hott Legolas, she still loved Enlrond and stuck with him even thou Legolas tried and treid to get into her pants. And Seliewenluvial rescued everybody, and killed the Balrogn so Gandalf didn’t die, and thru the ring into that mountain so Frodo didn’t lost his finger, and she proved she was just the most perfect girl ever to live and everybody loved her and she wend back to Elrold and gave him 8 mor kids and set Legolas up with her little sister Atarvaiana and they all lived happily ever after. The End. Wasn’t that gr8? Review lots. U no u wanna tell me how gr8 this was, so hit the lilttlke purple button and REVIEW! Oh, and no flames. Flamse will be used to make s’mors. Yummm……….s’mors……….. ===== Lady Geek High Queen of Corruption Fanfiction writer at http://fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=168320 Fan of Sam Adams, Brewer, Patriot Sad possessor of separate hopeless crushes on Elijah Wood AND Frodo Baggins "Could you, would you, with a goat? I would not, could not, with a goat!"------Theodore Giesel, aka Dr. Seuss "Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."-----Ash, 'Army of Darkness' __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? The New Yahoo! Search - Faster. Easier. Bingo. http://search.yahoo.com ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor ---------------------~--> Get A Free Psychic Reading! Your Online Answer To Life's Important Questions. http://us.click.yahoo.com/O10svD/Me7FAA/AG3JAA/1hIolB/TM ---------------------------------------------------------------------~-> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: OFUM-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/