Fra: Til: Emne: [OFUM] *twitch* Badfic for Miss Cam. This is REALLY painful, trust me. *twitch* Dato: 17. april 2003 16:57 *an evil smile spreads across Jean's face* Badfic, eh? You want a badfic? Well, I was going to write a badfic based on a storyline I got from the generator. Just for kicks, of course, but still... Here's a little somethin' somethin' for ya. I'd like to say I'm sorry to the English language, your poor eyes and brains, and Prof. Tolkien. I also apologize to the characters... Here's what the ficplot gen gave me: Gandalf the White gets drunk and ends up in bed with Faramir! Theoden is turned into an Orc! It's an AU where the Fellowship has wacky adventures in high school! And now, for your badfic viewing um... Oh, heck. Here it is. (Title comes from the number of times I clicked the gen's button for a plot. Also works for the whole school theme. ;) ___________________________________________________________ 9x9 Elond walked into the cafeteryia with Glaadriel. They were arguing with Aragorn. "Like no, way!!!!!!!" Galadrel yelled. "Fodor iz like so, not gay!!!!!!!" "Thin wy did he cum to me and kis me whin we were on mont DOomed?" Argorn yelled. "Chill!!" Huldir yelled. "Frod iz 2 gay! He iz so gay! We r luvers." "Ew thats grosse." Galdrril yelled. "I m pergnent wit hiz baby!" Halidir yelled. "It iz not grosse! It iz lurve!" "Wutever." Galadl yeeled and she, left. Elrold yelled at argon. "u r stupid! U r knot gong 2 marri awren!!! U chated on her wit legilas! I saw u 2 kising on the brige from the part wher Aren tolds u she lurves u and gives u her eveningstar neckelas!" "No we did not!" Aragrn yelled. "Chill!" Haldir yelled. Then Theodn the king of Rohawn runned in to the cafetria and he yelled "Sawron is going 2 kill me!" Then Saron cums in and yelled "I m gonna kill u, u stupid dumb butwhole!" (a/n: I m sory for the langage. This iz y i made it a PG-13 ratting. n-e-way, bak to my stori. do u lurve it so far?????????? I no u do! plz review it whin u git finished rading it!) Thin Sauron made a speel and ternd Thayoden n2 a orc. And thaydens g/f was Ayown and she said "ew u r grosse i hate u" and she yelled at him and left. so THeden cried til eLrondd cums over and comfurts him. he gave him a hug . Elrod put his L on thedens M & they Kd. (a/n sory but i didntw ant it 2 b 2 grafic. email me if u want me to tel u wut that means.) Then Theyoden said "I lurve u Elond lets gt married " so they did and whin thy went 2 there room after the weeding they saw framir n gadlaf n bed 2ge+her. so Erolnd yelled "Wut r u doing? Y r u n bed 2ge+her?" & Gandlaf yelled"i wuz drunk u stupid efl!" and he picked up his white robe and left and faramire wint 2 find his g/f bcuz he hade to tell her wut he done. And Erlond n Theyden laffed and Erlond sed "i Have 2 tell u something" and theden sad "wut?" and eRlond sed "I think i still love Arigon and legolas and 1 time i rapped them n my kidz 2. Can u still lurve me cuz i lurve u even if u r a orc." and Thedon sed "i DONt no. i have to think abot it 1st." so he left and camed bak l8ter and said "ok i thoght about it n u r 2 grosse 4 me so i m going to divrce u n marri Bromir so our cuntries kin be 2ge+her 4eva. bye" and he left and Elrond cried and cried ntil Sam came n made him fell better n now they r getting marrid after they graduat. the End (A/N did u liek it???? u no u did so review plz! i lurve revies! o n to that person that sed tht my stoyr iz bad u r bad n i hat u n no1 carez wut u say neway so shut up!) ___________________________________________________________________ *Jean continues to twitch* I'll be in my room sleeping this one off if you need me. And you *won't* need me, right? *glares at everyone* Good. *walks away muttering something about gouging her own eyes out* -Jean Head of Archives SPoÉ Ultimate Smile/Eye-Candy Provider