Fra: "Anja" Til: Emne: [OFUM] Re: OFUMers! Here is your chance to have work featured in OFUM! Dato: 17. april 2003 22:24 Right, so I couldn't resist. This has: a Sue (classification Second Daughter of Elrond), Amnesiac Aragorn, Shallow Slut Arwen, A/L slash innuendo, Pseudo-Legomance, Bad Father Elrond, lots of tense shifts, typos, bad grammar + spelling, some minis, randomly inserted A/Ns, bad summary called bad, no-disclaimer-justification, begs for reviews,... I had to lock Eldrond out during the last 30 minutes when I attempted to write this crap. So I'll have to hurry up. It's supposed to be really really REALLY pointless, featuring a second daughter of Elrond, Elrond, Arwen and Aragorn acting OOC. I apologize to Tolkien and the characters for causing them much pain, especially Elrond. I adapted the last statement from someone who wrote sth. similar to this (albeit more politely) when I asked her to inclose a disclaimer either with her fics or on her author's bio. Enjoy! Er, I'd be worried if you did! At least there's some fodder for the minis ;o) *drops the messy script covered with ink blobs in front of Miss Cam's office, hides in her dark cloak and tries to escape unseen - and runs into Eldrond* ********** Another daughter of Elrond luvs Aragorn and Elrond--- IM SO BAD AT THIS SO PLZ JUST READ+REView ITS THE BEST STORIE EVER THX A/N: Aragorn finds tru luv and its NOT a Sue. Read and review nice!!!! Lothwen was the more beautiful elf in Rivendell she is Elrond's secret daughter. When she became of age she gets known that she has a sister They was rivals in all things. Then come a human child to Elronds house and he grew up. Lothweb never known why someone as dirty was let into Rivendell and adopted by Elrond. Then he grew up and Arewen seems to like him. That is where Lothwen changed her view of Estl. He was dumbstruck by her beauty she is so beautiful and much icer than Arwen and ehe he never thought of Arwen never again. Elrond was not happy as Lothwen wass his fav and he doesnt mind that his other daughter Arwen fancies the human but he didna want lose Lothwen by any means but mind yu none knows of Lothwen as his daughtr! [A/N: i dont care if he hasno other daughter this is my fic and I can do as i please so scr** you if u dare to flame me duh!!!!] ok so then Arwen moves to Lothlorian without telling anyone and there she meets Aragorn but he could only think of Lothwen and never can stand Arwen shes so pathetic and Arwen never returned to Rivendell and falls in luv with Legolas Greenleagf when the Felowship comes to Galadriel SHe like him for his great hair and always braids his hair. [A/N: so shallow] He can stand her for awhile but then wents out to kill spiders and orcs that invade Thranduils palace but he is too late and a black squirrel-orc occupies his thrown! Arwen tried to find another love [A/N: as i said shallow] and gos to Rivendelle where she finds lothwen pleging her luv to Aragorn but she sees she is not sincerely and run to daddy who didna recognise her and throws her out Lothwen is glad cos she found out that she is relly Elrind's daughter andwould marry Aragorn after the evil one is overtrhhrown she thinks it is Arwen but she doesnt know about the ring. [A/N: C? shes not a sue!!!] When she atends the Council she was asked to go along because she is a relly good tracker because Aragorn cant think straight when she araund and cannot track so well but he relly needed her around to take care of his [A/N: i want this w/o rating so I leave that to ur imagiation]... hes such a man, and otherwise hed be tempted by Lelgolas who had nearly as much nice hair than Lothwen he relly confuses him once ups Elrond was been very proud of his daughtter Lothwen and knows she will save the whole mission so they send the 4 Hobbits, Aragorn, Legolas, Gimly and Gandalf and Lothwen to take the ring. Boromir ran off with Arwen cos he thinks her prettiest. What happens to Boromier and Arwen?Will the Felowship fail because Aragorn cant decide betwen Lothwen and Legolas? Review nicely, no flames plz or i wont continue And no i dont have a disclaimer thats on purpose cause the plot is mine and its obvious i didnt invent the LOTR,duh!!!! **********