Fra: "dance_loving_elf" Til: Emne: [OFUM] Re: OFUMers! Here is your chance to have work featured in OFUM! Dato: 18. april 2003 03:27 Here's my go! Sorry everyone! Merielaniagladrielwhenarwniamelle sighed. Her stupid father, Elrornd was being ameanie. He didn't let her go visit the forests of Rivendell's Kingdom. Elrond was RIvendell's second in command, so he ran all the important ceremony-thingies. Today's was even speciealler. Elrond has commanded lopts of funny shorty people to come, and some other elfy people to come to a big council. Merielaniagladrielwhenarwniamelle's frends were coming too. Legowynnialastowena, Princess of Lothlorien (Merielaniagladrielwhenarwniamelle's half sister), and Yereanivaliantiatrespeniblesoronia, the Half Elf Lady of the Shire, were there. NEwhoo, the counsilly thingy had started and then everyone including that uglyish dwarfy thing were arguing, so Merielaniagladrielwhenarwniamelle stood up and said, Lets all be friends now! They all agreed, and hugd eachr other. Legolas, just stared at Merielaniagladrielwhenarwniamelle in adoration of her beauty. (A/N: NO SHE ISN"T A SUE U MEANIES!!!) She was wearing a beautiful long green velvet dress that was a very darkl bluey green purple. IT was LONG and PRETTY and had big sweeping green lacy sleeves that reached the flood with pointson her slender fair hands. Her long copper tresses were gathered into a long shiny braid, with a crown on her head to represent her being third in command, even though Elrond always took her advise. Her eyes were Emerald green and deep gold, and u could drown urself in them. NEWHOOOO, Merielaniagladrielwhenarwniamelle said We need to destroy the ring! Boromir said How would u know? Ur onlky a girl. Merielaniagladrielwhenarwniamelle said, I am one of the Wizards. I know many things. NEway, u get to help destroy it. So does those cute little hobits and that hott elf and that Kingy Ranger Dude and the Gandalfy guy. Even the ugly dwarfy guy can come. Elrond said Yes that is a good Idea. You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring, because 13 is a very good number. (A/N: I'm 13! WHEEE!) THE NEXT DAY: Merielaniagladrielwhenarwniamelle was tallkin to Legolas. Laegolas whas very upset. HE saud My daddy hurst me! Merielaniagladrielwhenarwniamelle said O no! That is bad! I will make surew he never does again. So she made up a big important spell that went like this: Evilmanbadbadyumelfhelpgoodedrohiammenmelon. When she said it, all the lights flickered out, and THeranduil died. Legolas was amazes. U r amazing! He said to Merielaniagladrielwhenarwniamelle. I no She said. Do u want to marry me askd Leggy? Of course! She said. So they lived happily ever after after destroying the ring with Merielaniagladrielwhenarwniamelle's power, because she relized the could and they didn't hafta go on a big long ewy quest. So Arwinialegolenafarimialingadrea married Aragorn and ruled Middleerth exept for Rivindell Kingdom. (Rivindell died soon, so Merielaniagladrielwhenarwniamelle ruled it now.) Yereanivaliantiatrespeniblesoronia married Frodo and they ruled the Shire, and Sam was their nice little servent. A/N: Didn't u lurve it!?!?!?!?!!?1/1// I did! It took me a long long time to rite it. PLZ R+R and tell me how good it was. All u meanies whoi don; tno what riting is and sownd like teachers can go away and leavwe me alone b/c I no htat u don't know what ur talking about cuz my frends luv this ficcy. Note from ME: Sorry about that. That is sickening. (I'm actually 14, but I couldn't for the life of me think up another Sue name. I even managed to include some French into one of the names!) Miz Laurel, may I please have some Bleeprin?