The Last Word Is Always Goodbye
In the tradition of Jay and Acacia, an irritating veteran and a rookie from a desk-job assassinate Mary Sues for the PPC.
I claim not LotR, which is the work of Tolkien, nor the PPC, which is the brainchild of the original assassins. I do, however, claim any blue cheese mentioned in this tale

Chapter One: Forced To Love
Join Amy on the first day of her new job - with her partner Brent as she discover a new kind of pain...

Chapter Two: Lost Beloved
and vutal survival skills like how to kill wolves - AND Sues.