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Welcome to Suedom's
new home, where Andy and Saphie's tale lives on - and
those who have a problem with that can head over to the Complaints department
and ask for Miss Cam.
Suedom
by Andy and Saphie
Rated PG-13
A mysterious object, known only as the "Bridge," is taking bad Lord
of the Rings fanfic, particularly Mary-Sues, off of the internet and affecting
Middle-Earth's reality.
Middle-Earth is in pieces! Chaos reigns!
Enter Kate and Kira, two internet buddies who get
sucked into Middle-Earth as unwilling Mary-Sues. Their only wish: To get the
hell home. But they can't do that yet, because they're not the only ones being
pulled into Middle-Earth as Mary-Sues. Other random girls are being turned into
the perfect, big-breasted, tiny-waisted female
characters, and being brainwashed to think they are those characters. The
Bridge is pulling them in.
Enter the PPC. The Protectors of the Plot Continuum
patrol Middle-earth in disguise, killing the 'Sues and protecting the Canon.
They're the good guys (sort of.) What they don't know is that they're killing
innocent people, brainwashed and trapped in the 'Sues bodies.
Now Kate and Kira, the only Sues strong enough to
resist the will of the Authors, are Middle-Earth's last hope. With the help of
Gimli and Èowyn (the only characters that can resist
the Mary Sues' mind-numbing influence), and guided (often into ditches and off
cliffs) by the tortured, semi-evil writer of the very first Mary-Sue (who,
incidentally, is trapped in the form of an urple dragon), the girls must find
the Bridge and destroy it.
All while avoiding being snogged to death by lovesick
characters, saving other Mary-Sues, fighting other Mary-Sues who want to stay
'Sued, and surviving random encounters with the recruits of the PPC.
And of course, while avoiding the most deadly assassins of all, Jay and Acacia themselves.Can they save the Canon, or are they target
practice?
This story is an interfic, of course ('cause they
rock.) To review or enroll as a PPC
agent or Mary-Sue go to our handy-dandy Suedom
Message Board. (URL: http://pub238.ezboard.com/bthesuedommessageboard)
If you wanna e-mail us (for some reason or another),
do so at: piddlemonkey@hotmail.com
Chapters
And before you go...
Prologue
Chapter One: Enter the Dragons
Chapter Two: Things Get Weird
Chapter Three: It Gets a Lot More
Complicated
Chapter Four: Legolas and the Gingerbread
Castle of Doom
Chapter Five: Kate Makes an Even
Bigger Fool of Herself Than Usual
Chapter Six: Of Dimwits, D.O.R.K.S, and Dwarf Ale
Chapter 7 Of Talking Trees and Miruvor Bombs
Chapter Eight: The 'Sues of Rohan
Chapter Nine Bitchin'
Around the Campfire
Chapter Ten: Lothlórien's
Identity Crisis
Chapter Eleven : Kira
Blows Her Chance
Chapter Twelve: To Mordor We Will Go!
Chapter Thirteen: It was pink!
Chapter Fourteen: Middle-Earth's
Sexiest Volcano
Chapter Fifteen:
Girl-talk With a Shieldmaiden
Chapter Sixteen:
Spider Rodeo
Chapter Seventeen:
December18
Chapter Eighteen:
Through the Looking Glass (and What Mary Sue Found There)
Chapter Nineteen:
Warrior!Sues and Imminent Doom
Chapter Twenty:
Multiple Suicides and the Art of Elven Groin-kicking
Chapter Twenty-One:
In Which HFA is Reached
Chapter Twenty-Two:
Vambiolaria
Chapter Twenty-Three:
Kira’s Crazy Rampage
Chapter Twenty-Four:
A Whole New Set of Memories to Repress
Chapter Twenty-Five: The Thain and Master (And a Most Hazardous Rain of Chickens)
Chapter Twenty-Six:
This One's for You, Kylie
Chapter 27: The Taming of Sméagol Trahald
Zombies and Homeopathy, Middle-earth Style
